i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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