I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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