Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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