He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
