I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
