whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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