uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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