she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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