me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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