i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sext me about skeletons
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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