I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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