is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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