Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Randomize
