just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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