I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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