we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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