If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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