I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Randomize
