we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Is it because I queefed?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
