This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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