the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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