you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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