I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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