"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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