NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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