Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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