just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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