At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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