Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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