Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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