Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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