please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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