Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
