Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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