That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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