there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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