I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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