I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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