so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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