Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
that is very illegal...i love you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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