Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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