Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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