if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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