So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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