am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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