So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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