He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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