we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Randomize
