This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
