You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
