okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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