No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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