belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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