Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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