So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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